i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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