They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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