Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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