I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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