Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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