Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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