you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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