There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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