Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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