Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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