I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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