I wish I only lived at night.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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