I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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