he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
