never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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