Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I currently don't understand fingers.
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