I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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