found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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