dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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