This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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