All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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