I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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