I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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