Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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