Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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