i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you traded sex for a burrito?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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