I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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