I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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