just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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