Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
