Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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