i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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