He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I want to fling myself into the sun
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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