That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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