just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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