Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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