i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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