make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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