So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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