i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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