just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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