When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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