S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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