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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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