yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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