If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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