It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
wow bdsm is so cute
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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