If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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