Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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