My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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