He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Randomize
