people are starting to question the shark bite story
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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