I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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