Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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